Thursday, April 22, 2010

Marla writing a scene to herself

- I'll be having the tomato tar-tar.

- You mean "salsa"?

Thursday, March 25, 2010

2 people talking about a common friend's pet.

- Now THAT is a great dog she owns. I love that mutt.

- I don't think she owns it anymore though.

- Oh no, where did it go?

- Heaven?

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Starbuck

2 employees chatting about what they're doing Sunday.

- You know those two gay dirty pastors that come in here?

- yea.

- It's their church.

- Oh, I thought you said cult.

- No. Church. I said I'm going to their church.

- I thought you said cult.

- No.